Lucy

Aliases: Luce, Lucy Goose, Goose, Goosely

Sweetest void girl. Mommie's familiar. Stealth queen. Loves yarn, chomping mommie's legs, sleeping next to mommie, squeezy treats, catnip, paper bags, and pate wet food.

Iris

Aliases: Irie

Diva of the household. Head of the Department of Charming Simplicity and Tiny Violence. Loves scratching, crying for wet food, sitting by the window in mommie's office, being carried on her parents' shoulders.